Oxymorons

Look how two totally different words change meaning when combined =)) --from the Book, "Funny List" from acts29 publishing co.

· Jumbo Shrimp

· guest host

· mutually exclusive

· first-strike defense

· Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside…???..)

· Pretty ugly

· A little big

· Recently new

· Severely killed

· Union workers

· Good grief

· Friendly competitor

· Decent lawyer

· Quick reboot

· Quick fix

· Committed schedule

· Clean hack

· Violent agreement

· THIS PAGE IS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

· “Thank God I’m an Atheist!”

· Better than New

· On Size Fits All

· Tax Return

· Constant change

· Paperless office

· Rapid transit

· Freezer burn

· Inside out

· New classic

· Soft rock

· Definite maybe

· Act naturally

· Taped live

· Found missing

· 12-ounce pound cake

· Plastic glasses

· Advanced BASIC

· Exact estimate

· Extinct life

· Same difference

· Working vacation

· Clearly misunderstood

· Almost exactly

· Tight slacks

· Passive aggressive

· Silent scream

· Terribly pleased

· Sweet sorrow

· Small crowd

· Synthetic natural gas

· Genuine imitation

· Airline Food

· Political Science

· Government Organization

· Military Intelligence

· Temporary Tax Increase

· Rap Music

· Peacekeeping Force

· Childproof

· Religious Tolerance

· Christian Science

· Native American

· Evolutionary Theory

· Business Ethics

· Honest Politician

· Unwanted Baby

· Born dead

· Bit to big

· Thinking out

· Quiet loudspeaker

· The Grateful Dead

· Wind Burn

· Terribly Good

· Terrific Head Ache

· Good Clean Fun

· Resident alien

· Sanitary landfill

· Alone together

· Legally drunk

· Living dead

· Butt head

· Software documentation

· Peace force

· Army intelligence

· Living dead

· Heartfelt Politics

· Cafeteria Food

· Drawing a blank

· Positively negative

· Good fast food

· Deafening silence

· Mournful optimist

· Good beating

· Quiet riot

· Simple calculus

· Civil war

· Brilliantly dull

· Realistic liberal

· Silent screaming

· Shouting whispers

· Hell’s angels

· American beauty

· Silent Women

· The peace war

· Cat fish

· Ethiopian Feast

· Crappy super-villain

· Holy war

· New and improved

· Ghetto Punk

· Peaceful dragon

· Government assistance

· A fine mess

· Bittersweet

· Peaceful war

· Talkative mime

· Tactical mass destruction

· Courage the Cowardly dog