Technology for the Country Folk

Try to read a Country Folk's tech Dictionary.. It may seem difficult to understand at first but you'll find the funny hidden meanings by reading it aloud to yourself ^^(from the Book, "Funny List" from acts29 publishing co.)

• LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter 
• LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood  
• MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove 

• MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful getting the farwood 

• FLOPPY DISC: Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood 
• RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood 
• WINDOW: Whut to shut when it’s cold in winter
• BYTE: Whut them dang flies do 
• CHIP: Munchies fer the 
• TVMICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the minchie bag 
• LAP TOP: Whar ya hang da dang keys 
• ENTER: Northener talk fer, C’mon y’all 
• RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can’t ‘member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yare wife asks 
• MOUSE PAD: That Hippie talk for the rat hole