This is really cheeeeessssyyyy =))
(from the Book, "Funny List" from acts29 publishing co.)1. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
5. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
6. Ere you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
7. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
8. You are the reason men fall in love.
9. Excuse me…hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you…
10. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
11. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
12. Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
15. Hello I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
17. You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
18. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
19. You’re so sweet! I’m getting cavities.
20. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
21. There’s a star in the sky for every time I think of you.
22. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you.
23. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
24. Statistically speaking the most effective pickup line of all time is “I love you”
25. If love were a drop of water, I’d be in Atlantic Ocean.
26. You know what I fell in? (What?) In love with you.
27. Hey c’mon, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, and it’s perfect.
28. I can’t wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
29. “Ang ganda ng palabas ngayon, parang ikaw!”
2. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
5. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
6. Ere you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
7. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
8. You are the reason men fall in love.
9. Excuse me…hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you…
10. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
11. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
12. Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
15. Hello I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
17. You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
18. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
19. You’re so sweet! I’m getting cavities.
20. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
21. There’s a star in the sky for every time I think of you.
22. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you.
23. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
24. Statistically speaking the most effective pickup line of all time is “I love you”
25. If love were a drop of water, I’d be in Atlantic Ocean.
26. You know what I fell in? (What?) In love with you.
27. Hey c’mon, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, and it’s perfect.
28. I can’t wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
29. “Ang ganda ng palabas ngayon, parang ikaw!”
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